Lets start early this year.

puds oct

We are all legs but the tree is sorted.

It was Christmas and the judge  asked the defendant,  “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“How is that an offence?” asked the judge.
“I started before the shops were open,”  replied the defendant.

I have to be unusually kind and compassionate to people around me at Christmas because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

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